
The weekend promised to be rainy, so Gerald decided we should take a break from siding to tile the guest bathroom. He had an ulterior motive as well. We were hoping to have an electrical and plumbing inspection and if we passed, he wanted to hook up a toilet.
That was particularly important since our portapotty vendor picked up our porta-john last Thursday without notice. The company decided it wasn't cost effective to come out that far any more.
We arrived on Thursday and set to work calculating what we needed, then Gerald cut all the tiles so we could beg

in tiling the next day.
With all the tiles pre-cut, the work went quickly.
There was only one thing we knew we still needed to do before the inspector arrived for the plumbing and electrical inspection, and that was to seal up all the drains for the plumbing test.
Gerald couldn't get the shower grates off to plug the drains, but he had an idea. He said it came to him in a vision. He'd put some rubber over the drains, then a piece of wood, then a 5-gallon bucket filled with sand. The water wouldn't be under pressure, so that should work. He got that done, and we thought we were ready.

When the inspector arrived, he didn't look happy. He said we weren't ready for inspection. Not even close. Gerald apologized and asked why not. Whatever it was, we would try to fix it.
The inspector was concerned because our heating system wasn't ready and Yavapai county does heating, electrical and mechanical all in one inspection. Gerald said that he spoke to the head of permitting and explained that our furnace vendor went out of business and it would take time to get that straightened out. That person told us we could do just the electrical and plumbing.
Then the inspector wanted to know why our guest bath was skinned. Gerald said he took photos of what was underneath. "Who said you could use photos?" the inspector wanted to know. Gerald explained that our general contractor, Paul Russell, did.
After a bit, the inspector seemed to soften his attitude. He spent a lot of time with Gerald, explaining what the codes were and why we wouldn't pass.
It's was depressing. Among the things he said was that four of our windows would have to be replaced because they weren't tempered. It was right on the plan, but our general, who ordered the windows, had missed it.
When he was out to do the electrical and plumbing work, Paul also drilled four holes in our ridge beam to accommodate ceiling fans. The inspector pointed out that it says right on the specs that vertical drilling will impair the beam's stability. We would need to get this certified by the manufacturer, or have them tell us how to fix it.

Of course, there were a million little things about the plumbing and electrical that had to be done before we could pass. To make matters worse, Gerald's "vision" failed, and water from the master bath flooded the whole west end of the house.

The next day, we had a crisis of a different type.
Gerald was working on correcting the electrical deficiencies when I came in to tell him that the black water in our travel trailer was full. So now we had no portapotty and we couldn't use the toilet in the "casita."
The whole thing took us by surprise because we had requested that the portapotty people service the trailer when they did the porta-john. Since they were just there on Thursday, it was obvious they hadn't been doing that. When we called the company, the owner said he didn't know we had requested that. We had never been invoiced for it, and so the times it had been emptied, we were basically getting a free service. The bottom line was that he wasn't going to send someone out.
After a few frantic and non-productive phone calls, we decided to relocate the casita next to our own septic system. It was chaos for a while. Gerald couldn't locate the effluent hose. Meanwhile, he gave me more commands than I could execute: secure the interior, find the jack, remove the wheel covers. Before I could get my bearings, the casita was rolling.
The hose was still missing, so Gerald and J.C. contemplated just opening the septic system tank and aiming. Fortunately, the hose was found.
We took the time to level the casita, which it hadn't really been before. We used a level. It was harder than it sounds. The jacks broke, the casita sunk a little, but eventually, we got it pretty well squared away. It wasn't perfect. We had to prop the bathroom door open with a boot, but I didn't have to hold the microwave door open with my head, and no longer felt like I was going to roll out of bed.

Gerald set about making some "improvements," like this "porch." We also redid our "sidewalk" to the house, a path of OSB boards that proved very handy for avoiding knee-deep mud when it rained.
My favorite improvement, was the "reading light" below. Overall, we were very pleased with our new location. It was closer to the house and the fire pit. Plus, when we sat around the fire pit in the evening, our

view was no longer impeded by the trailer.